TERRE HAUTE —
I’m told that a pun is the lowest form of humor. I guess that typecasts me! I love them, but then, I like any type of word play.
Years ago I was amused by a sign in front of an auto repair shop Dad drove past whenever we went to Chicago. The sign pleaded, “May we have the next dents?” I was hooked. I became a collector.
Pensacola, Fla., became a vacation spot for us when the boys were young, and the city is also a gold mine for a pun collector. Two competing port-a-potty companies gave the public a choice between “Johnny on the Spot” or “Pot-o-Gold.” Since we rented a place with indoor plumbing, we didn’t have to make a choice.
A few years later, a boarding facility for pets advertised itself as “The Howl-a-Day Inn” and promised your pet “bed and biscuit.” Dogs were not allowed on the beach, so Huckleberry was boarded locally before we left.
I’m not an adventurous eater, but was tempted by a Korean restaurant in Pensacola which offered “Seoul Food” to eager eaters.
Then the family got into the act. Number One son rescued a baby robin and christened it “Mr. Peepers.” He kept the bird all summer and helped it strengthen its wings. When it took off on its own, we could always identify Mr. Peepers because he would fly onto Number One’s shoulder while the wilder birds split the minute the door opened. Still, eventually, Mr. Peepers sought his own kind.
It was also Number One who was fascinated by the praying mantis. He finally captured a magnificent specimen about six inches long and fed it live crickets which it crunched audibly! Naturally he named it “Mickey Mantis” which served until Mickey laid eggs behind the dining room drapery and left a stain which never did come out.
Keeping to the baseball theme, my brother named a blue heron which frequented their dock “Henry Heron.” I don’t know about hitting, but Henry could certainly field those small fish!
I’m always on the lookout for other goodies. Keep your eyes open for me!
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LIZ CIANCONE: Another beloved dog goes to heaven
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EDITORIAL: Insisting on ISTEP quality lawmakers’ primary duty
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The Obama Debate: Is he a liar or incompetent?
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A Fathers Day Tribute: Transition — from child to father
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READERS' FORUM: June 16, 2013
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The Obama Debate: President has served us well
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RONN MOTT: Not hurried a bit by 21st century tech
Unlike so many of you, I do not get up in the morning and run to turn on my computer. In fact, if you need to reach me in a hurry, I would say that 19th century invention of Alexander Bell’s would be the best way. If you do email me or use some other electronic convenience, better give it a couple of days because I am not in that big of a hurry.
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READERS' FORUM: June 15, 2013
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READERS' FORUM: June 14, 2013
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RONN MOTT: Kill the Umpire!
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EDITORIAL: Remembering Sister Jeanne
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EDITORIAL: Embrace the value of traffic planning
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READERS' FORUM: June 12, 2013
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RONN MOTT: What’s happening?
I know I may have looked at these situations differently when I was in my twenties. The world, my life, my career, and the growth of my family all lay ahead of me. So perhaps now, many years later, I see it differently.
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READERS’ FORUM: June 11, 2013
• Great support for local cause
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LIZ CIANCONE: Withdrawn society not very social any more
My Best Friend and I went out for lunch the other day. It was a sit-down place with our own “server” (in my day I was called “a waitress”) and everything offering personal attention. The manager even came over to ask if everything was all right.
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READERS’ FORUM: June 10, 2013
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EDITORIAL: It’s time to assess ISTEP
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Readers’ Forum: June 9, 2013
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FLASHPOINT: Storm chasers must heed warnings, remember why we chase storms
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