TERRE HAUTE — If Santa Claus doesn’t mind, I would like to begin my 18th annual Christmas column selfishly by suggesting a gift for myself.
Santa, what I’d like most — besides the obvious peace on Earth and goodwill toward men — is a promise that the New England Patriots will finish their 16-game regular season undefeated.
Let Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, Randy Moss and Rodney Harrison — all great guys who are never naughty and always nice (just ask their fans) — bask in the glory of becoming the first team in NFL history to go 16-0 in a regular season.
Let the national media continue to fall over itself proclaiming the 2007 Patriots as the greatest team ever. Encourage ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser to continue drooling over Brady as if he wants to carry his next child.
Allow New England to pound its first hapless playoff foe — perhaps the overrated Jacksonville Jaguars — into sweet submission.
Then set the Patriots up for a revenge match with the Indianapolis Colts for the AFC championship in Foxborough, Mass.
You know, the same Colts who smacked the Patriots’ defense around for 32 second-half points last season in claiming the AFC title. The same Colts who went on to win the Super Bowl. The same confident Colts who are somehow flying under the radar with a 12-2 record this season, despite battling countless injuries to key players.
As Peyton Manning would say, you feel me.
Santa, if it’s not too much trouble, I would like for the Colts to smash the hopes and dreams of obnoxious Patriots fans everywhere and make the national media look ridiculous again by manhandling the Patriots in the AFC championship game.
Let a blitzing Bob Sanders sack Brady so hard that New England’s stud quarterback will be screaming in a high-pitched voice, “Giselle, help me!”
Let Harrison become so frustrated by the Colts’ dominance that he’ll get caught injecting human growth hormone (HGH) at halftime, forcing NFL officials to suspend him for the second half.
Let Belichick become so desperate that he’ll call Eric Mangini for advice (or tape of the Colts’ defensive signals) in the second half.
Let a healthy, rejuvenated Marvin Harrison torch the Patriots’ secondary like he has so often in the past.
I realize Santa probably can’t put all of that under my tree for Christmas, but a promissory note with no money involved would be sufficient.
Oh yeah, I’d also like lots of surprises.
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And now for the rest of my Christmas gift suggestions to Santa:
• For Indianapolis wide receiver Devin Aromashodu, a new birth certificate that reveals he has an easier-to-pronounce last name.
• For new Indiana State football coach Trent Miles, a verbal commitment from the 2011 NCAA Football Championship Subdivision National Player of the Year to become a Sycamore for the next four seasons.
• For HGH-using pro athletes who get caught red-handed, an excuse other than “I only used it for a short time to help me recover from an injury.” That lie is getting so old.
• For Major League Baseball’s all-time home-run king Barry Bonds, an asterisk as enormous as his head.
• For Terre Haute ninth-grader Billy Cesinger, who is playing me for the championship of the prestigious Pig Skinners fantasy football league this weekend, a box of Kleenexes. After all, those tears of disappointment take too long to dry up on their own.
• And for Indiana Pacers president of basketball operations Larry Bird, a time machine that would enable him to become 20 years younger, return to the court as a player and make some of us start caring about the Pacers again.
Merry Christmas.
David Hughes can be reached by phone at 1-800-783-8742, Option 4, or at (812) 231-4224; by fax at (812) 231-4321; or by e-mail at david.hughes@tribstar.com.
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