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I have an uneasy feeling that I know what I’m getting for Fathers Day.
Not sure how your family celebrates that holiday, but mine uses it to get me things I wouldn’t otherwise buy for myself. It’s probably the only reason I ever got a cell phone, and a couple of years ago it was a good excuse for a flat-screen TV for the living room.
Yes, I use both of them now.
But before the Amey family spring-break trip to Texas last week, the subject of a GPS device came up. It was vetoed then, partially because JoJo — who gets a lot of mileage out of the screaming and swearing when the driver who shall remain nameless gets lost — said, “What fun would that be?” Well, we found out that other computer directions aren’t that much fun either.
We did fine on the nine-hour, 580-mile first leg to Little Rock, but we were on a time constraint the following day because we’d heard our resort was exceptionally picky about its guests arriving on time (a reputation that, fortunately, was vastly overblown).
Our first glitch came at Texarkana, when we encountered a detour on the exit from one highway to another that must have been designed by a committee of engineers from Texas, Arkansas and Louisiana. It took us what seemed like 45 minutes to get from one road to the other, so we got to a nervous stage of the trip (and the Butler-Michigan State game on the radio didn’t help our nerves much).
Got to the outskirts of Conroe — our week was spent in the Conroe, April Sound and Montgomery area of Texas — and called our resort to tell the folks there we were going to time the deadline for arrival very closely. No problem, they said — and besides, we had our computer directions from a company whose name rhymes with “Lap Nest.”
Kept going and going and couldn’t find the turnoff those directions suggested. More nervousness, more anxiety. Finally arrived at Loop 336, which we took after leaving westbound Texas 105. Followed the loop around, got back on westbound Texas 105 and discovered that yes, it really was a loop. In a situation where every minute counted, we’d wasted a half hour by being directed in a circle for more than 15 miles! Now there was considerable screaming and swearing.
But that and the long ride home — which was saved for the driver and Ryan by baseball on XM radio, although I can’t speak for the four women (our step-daughter Tass also joined us) crammed in the car with all the luggage — were the only tough parts.
Was expecting some cowboy stuff, since we’d read that people occasionally shopped by horseback in Montgomery (birthplace of the Texas flag, population 479), and we did enjoy the food and the atmosphere at Ransom’s Steakhouse and Saloon (great steaks, pretty good venison chili and maybe the best margaritas in Texas) a couple of times.
But our area was actually a suburban golf and fishing area around Lake Conroe, basically a distant suburb of Houston. Son-in-law Ryan (known to our family as BR) and grandson Garrett flew out to join us and stayed at The Woodlands, so we also got to see one of Houston’s toniest suburbs.
We found Incredible Pizza, which has an all-day buffet plus an arcade, go-karts, bumper cars, bowling, etc., and spent one day there, Darcy getting her ski-ball fix and Garrett winning the go-kart race (because of the size of our kids, the cars had no acceleration, so I can understand why NASCAR drivers hate restrictor-plate racing).
We got to Houston three times for the science museum, the Astros vs. the Giants — Houston may not win a game this year, but the kids loved the Kung Fu Panda (Pablo Sandoval of San Francisco) — and one day when BR took the grownups to the NASA space center and the kids and I (you know by now I’m not a grownup) buzzed around downtown to the aquarium, the zoo and several unplanned places in between.
Traffic was a little dicey at times, although not nearly as harrowing as Washington, D.C., was last summer, and BR even found some toll roads and HOV lanes to help him out a couple of times. Weather was gorgeous every day but one (the ballgame day, of course, when thunderstorm warnings caused the Minute Maid Park roof to be closed) and we even swam once in an outdoor pool (once being a key word).
Had a box for the Houston Chronicle about 10 yards from our front door, so I still had my daily newspaper fix (and read once about freshman Mel Dumezich, the Whiting softball star that Brenda Coldren and I drooled over, getting a game-winning hit for Texas A&M) and the kids and I got to pet sharks and learn a little science and history. JoJo even invited Darcy to play checkers with her at one point, my personal high point of the trip.
To summarize, we had a great time at a place we hadn’t decided to visit until it was almost too late to decide to go anywhere. We’d be happy to go back again sometime.
But we’ll probably fly when we do.
Andy Amey can be reached after 4 p.m. for comments or news items at (812) 231-4277 or 1-800-783-8742; by e-mail at andy.amey@tribstar.com; by mail at P.O. Box 149, Terre Haute, IN, 47808; or by fax at (812) 231-4321.
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Amey Takes Aim: NHL playoffs to put TVs to good use
If Jenny had known, she probably wouldn’t have bought that TV.
But four or five years ago, my Fathers Day present — for those unfamiliar with Amey family traditions, the Fathers Day one is “let’s get something we all really want and pretend it’s a gift for Dad” — was a 42-inch Vizio. It’s been used even more than the cell phone I never would have bought for myself, or the TomTom that disappeared since Jenny’s smartphone arrived.
And it came with high-def.
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Amey Takes Aim: Can’t bottle the joy of Amey vacations
The first bad sign was the Gatorade bottle.
In the Bataan-Death-March drive to Orlando that got the Amey family spring break vacation off to a bad start, seeing it between lanes of I-24 — as we zipped along at a 100-miles-in-five-hours clip — filled with an ominous yellow liquid was a little bit scary. And although we didn't stop to check for sure, I'm fairly certain I knew about its contents.
And the person stuck in the same traffic jam with us, the one with the existential license plate YMIHR4, couldn’t have asked a more pertinent question.
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ANDY AMEY: Farewell to basketball
I believe you’ve heard me say before — just about a year ago, perhaps — that a boys high school basketball season that ends with the Tribune-Star in Bankers Life Fieldhouse can’t be considered a bad one, which is why we have a little celebrating to do thanks to the Linton Miners.
Lover of irony that I am, I’ve also got to point out that this season was another branch sprouting from the Wabash Valley’s most legendary coaching tree, that of Joe Hart.
Joe never got much credit for his work at Dugger, but he took Brody Boyd, Clark Golish and the Bulldogs to a state championship game in 2000, and since then three of his former players — Joe Pigg, Clint Swan and now Joey Hart, his son — also have coached teams in the final game of the season.
Joe probably wishes he could take credit for Doc Nash, another down-home type who gave a banjo lesson earlier Saturday in leading Borden past a bigger, more athletic Triton team (banjo lesson is a Howard Sharpism, for you younger readers), but his lineage is still the best I can think of around here. -
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I don’t make predictions nearly as often as I used to, but I had one several months ago that was proven correct last week.
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Tough bunch of people
I’m getting my warm clothes ready for a trip to Linton this week, and if a few thrills from the Miners, Casey or North Vermillion happen the next couple of weeks, I hope I get to see them.
But high school football is over in Vigo County for the season — as coach Chris Barrett of Terre Haute North said, prematurely — and I’m sadder to see it go than usual.
Walking the sidelines and doing midweek or postgame interviews enables me to meet quite a few of the guys whose names you are about to read, and haven’t been more impressed than I was this fall. What outstanding groups of young men. What a tough, tough bunch of people.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Huntsville’s Stars, Havoc take back seat to GGS
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Rox well represented on Amey teams
If having the state finals in town makes it a successful girls high school basketball season, then certainly having a team to follow at the state finals makes it a very successful boys high school basketball season . . .
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AMEY TAKES AIM: A feeling of pride, not disappointment, comes from watching Rox play
It’s not going to come as a startling admission that I — once the rest of the local opposition has been eliminated from consideration — am an unabashed fan of whatever team the Wabash Valley sends onward in postseason high school sports competition.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: This private school plays basketball the right way
Any girls high school basketball season that ends with state championship games in Hulman Center is a pretty good one — even though I wished I’d seen Riverton Parke and Seeger knock off a couple of private schools the week before to even the public school-private school battle a little bit.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Even 2 of state’s best once had doubts
Look at them now.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Harrowing path for state hopefuls
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AMEY TAKES AIM: A superior all-star arrangement
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AMEY TAKES AIM: The biggest & baddest of a holiday classic
There are more things to love about the Pizza Hut Wabash Valley Classic than could fit in this newspaper, but one of this year’s best things was that for an hour or so on Wednesday, it was Justin Paddock’s world and we were just living in it.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Taking note of ISU’s latest football win
The biggest difference I’ve noticed, as I transition from the high school football beat to quasi-official status as the Indiana State football beat writer for a few weeks, is the length of the games.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: IHSAA playoff draw not as bad as it could have been
First reaction to the Indiana sectional football pairings drawn late Sunday by the Indiana High School Athletic Association? It could have been a lot worse.
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ANDY AMEY: Between the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame & a hard place
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As a mild-mannered reporter from a great metropolitan newspaper — or thereabouts — I admit I haven’t paid much attention to the burgeoning mixed martial arts scene.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Predators’ win is music to new fan’s ears
For many, many years, the number of live games televised on WGN has been cited as perhaps the main reason for the popularity of the Chicago Cubs (it’s got to be something besides masochism, right?).
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AMEY TAKES AIM: You’ll be having a good ol’ time on vacation with the Ameys
When one of the first people you meet is Tammy Wynette’s stepdaughter, when you’ve stepped on the feet of people you haven’t met while trying to navigate Ernest Tubbs’ old Silver Eagle tour bus, and when the activities director of your resort is, well, Elvis, you might be vacationing in Nashville.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: The Annual All-Amey basketball teams close out the prep season
The most encouraging boys high school basketball event I’ve attended so far in 2011 has been the Lafayette Semistate a couple of weeks ago.
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Family remembers Cheryl Weatherman as caring grandmother
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Honor to see Turkey Run girls close out memorable career
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So many matches, so many favorites
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AMEY TAKES AIM: Time of the season for teams to tough it out
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